I declare this week BOWTIE WEEK.
Wear your bowties all week. Wear them proud. They make your neck and uper chest look nice.
People look at you differently when you wear one. And if they don't normally look at you, now they will. The beauty of the bowtie is that it is so rarely taken advantage of in this society. The common assumption is that they are only worn by "nerds" or "people with horrifying secrets written on their adams apple," and this is patently untrue. So wear your bowties and be better than everyone else! At least fashion-wise. And as we all know, the first step to success--and getting some tail--is looking better than your tail-seeking competitors.
BOWTIES. For serious.