Friday, February 20

Arpit and Bloodbath in
"Foot Stomping Day"

Arpit and Bloodbath are hanging out in front of their apartment. Today is Foot Stomping Day, and Arpit is having a great time stomping his feet.

Along comes a giant slug monster. "Hey guys," he says. "What's up?"
Arpit wishes him a happy Foot Stomping Day. The monster says he is far too tired to stomp anything, as he has just spent the entire day kidnapping children.
Arpit agrees that kidnapping children can make one tired.
"You guys don't have a problem with kidnapping and eating children do you?" the monster asks.
"No way, man," Arpit replies. "You can do whatever crazy things you want, and it's alright with us."
"Are you calling me crazy?"
"No, I'm--"
"Do you have a problem with the way I live?"
"I don't know what you're getting on about, buddy, but today is Foot Stomping Day, and we shouldn't be--" At this point the monster picks Arpit up and shoves him into his mouth.

Arpit wiggles around in the monster's mouth for a moment. Bloodbath watches on, interested, but not too interested.

After a moment, the monster's eyes get real wide and he spits Arpit out. Arpit is holding onto what looks like one of the monster's internal organs!

"OW! OW! OW! Give it back! Quick! OW! OW! OW!" howls the monster.

Arpit tosses the throbbing lump of flesh back into the slug's mouth. It blinks furiously for a moment before wiggling away.

In his distress, the monster has forgotten his hard-earned children. All the more friends for Arpit to stomp feet with.
"Hey kids!" Arpit throws his hands into the air. "Happy Foot Stomping Day!"

The End.

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