i didn't get anyone any presents at all for christmas. nothing. i found some books on my bookshelf that'll be nice for two people, and some porn magnets i made a while ago for one friend, but i've got a whole list. and i don't have any money.
i want to give everyone that deserves presents a note that says "i'm sorry i didn't give you a present this year. you are now entitled to love me less."
and while i'm content that i didn't take part in the whole consumer frenzy that's going on, i still feel like a dick. so it goes.