Tuesday, December 16

her name is Junie. she has my heart. once i die, i want her to eat my corpse. i'll have it put in my will. that's romance, friends. she can dislocate her jaw a little.

she's so beautiful when her jaw is dislocated and she's slowly forcing food down her throat. if you listen close, she makes the cutest little gagging sounds.

she doesn't know that yet, though. about the eating my corpse part of the will. we're not at the stage where i make proposals like that.

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