Wednesday, August 11



Roboctopus had left the clubhouse that night, despite all the things the kids had warned about. He went to the closest gas station. He waited outside until a small group of Mexican guys walked up. He asked them to buy him one of those 40 ounce beers. He gave them some money he had stolen from Chunks, and they bought him the beer. He drank all of that bottle and waited for more people to come by and buy him more of those big beers. Roboctopus drank a lot of beers.

Eventually a woman came to pump her gas, and while she wasn't looking, Roboctopus snuck into the backseat of her car. The woman didn't know he was back there until he started violently throwing up on her leather seats. She started screaming and crashed into a ditch. As soon as the car came to a stop, the woman jumped out of the car and ran away.

Roboctopus woke up the next morning passed out in the driver's seat of the car in Potato's front yard. He had run over the mailbox.

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