Ratings are low. Lower than they've been for a while now.
We need to do something so awesome that everyone will be talking about it the next day at school. Something that will leave the audience breathless with fear and anticipation and longing and passion.
Maybe some explosions? Nudity? Some sort of contrived plot that ends with a surprise twist ending no one ever expected? More cute fuzzy things?
We'll be working on it. So remember to check back often. It's going to be so great.