Shirking responisiblities can be fun.
Do it. Don't go to things when you are supposed to, then after a while of doing that, show up, but half-an-hour late and drunk. Or on drugs. Or both. That way, when you show up late and everyone's mad, at least you'll be fun to have around.
And go to the park and drink margarittas.
Am I the only one advocating this? Why isn't this idea more prevalently spread in our school systems? What's wrong with our country? They want to teach me how to read longitude and latitude lines but they touch nothing on the topics of the finer things in life.
Something is desperately wrong.