i have decided that i will discard my current life and take up a new one. gone will be the goggles, cape, death-proof boots, and lofty ideals of educating and entertaining the masses. i am taking up the career of French Pirate. i will wear a fancy red and black shirt, and probably draw a cool curly mustache on my face with a marker. i will constantly be eating chinese food out of a take out box with an oversized spoon, and will do my Happy Wiggle Dance for the children when they are happy.
there will be much yelling of simple French phrases. things like "au revoir! au revoir! j't aime! Je voudrais cette sandwich!"
it will be a grand new life.