at Rock City there is a life-sized animatronic gnome named Alvin who plays country favorites.
at Rock City there are gnomes everywhere. they drink magic gnome beer and are locked behind cages.
at Rock City there are large rocks that you can walk over, around, and under.
at Rock City there is Fairytale Land, where creepy fairytale statues live in blacklight underground, perpetually frozen in place as they do their creepy fairytale things.
I will be going back to Rock City, and you'll come with me.