Friday, March 18
"No matter what awful, terrible things you do children," says Roboctopus. "And no matter how wrecklessly you endanger both the property and lives of those around you, I will always love you. Always."
"But..." twiddles Potato. "We didn't dig that hole in the highway. You did that."
"Don't worry about a thing. Everything will be all right. Forever. Always," Roboctopus tells them.
"But..." mumbles Patti. "What about all those bounty hunters hired by the parents of the sexy teenagers who died in those Highway Death Traps we made? They promised to come over in tenty minutes to murder us and our families?"
"Don't worry," Roboctopus croons. "I'll take care of it. Don't even think or anything."
Potato and Patti are scared. Real scared, but they take comfort in their friend Roboctopus. He's usually a lot of fun, and maybe if they see this through, they'll live to have more fun later.