Wednesday, February 9

Do you have too many children?

Don't be embarassed, everyone does.

The time is for now to sign up for The Midnight Mailman Show Summer Camp!

It'll be a week full of fun and sun in our backyard. Your kids will learn the value of sleeping in beds they've dug themselves, start campfires with things they find in trashcans and other people's garages, and arts and crafts, also with things found around our neighborhood.

It won't cost you much at all. And you'll get all those noisy bundles of genetic lineage out of your hair for a week or so.

You trust us completely with your genetic lineage. You trust us completely. Give us your money and offspring.

Space is limited. Apply now.

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