Monday, November 20

Howie the little girl is playing in the front yard with her pet Old Man Head.

"Where have you been, Head?" asks Howie. "I've been looking everywhere for you."

Head doesn't answer.

"Is that smoke over there?" Thick smoke billows up from the woods behind their neighborhood. "Do you know anything about that?"

Head rolls over onto his back.

"Don't ignore me. The last time you got me in a lot of trouble. If you keep setting large fires, I'm gonna have to not let you play outside by yourself anymore."

Head stares at the sky.

"Fine. It's time for Gorilla Party Shake-Down anyways." She hoists her best friend in the whole world under her arm and totes him inside for the best game in the entire world.

(instructions: 1)invite imaginary Gorillas to bedroom party 2)yell at them until they tell you where they hid the bodies and the treasure 3)locate treasure and boides, return them to the proper authorities)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

this might be one of my favorite things you've ever done. i think its top shelf brother.