The door's locked.
Just open it. They lock from the inside.
I know... but it won't open.
She changes into someone else entirely.
Hey, you got my money or what?
He jiggles the handle hard, not liking the looks of the man his wife has just turned into.
The scary man/wife grabs him by the collar.
I will smash your face right now. Watch.
He pulls his fist back ready to smash his face when he changes into someone else. This time a funny comedian. She wears a polka dotted blouse and is holding an empty cardboard box. She looks at the man expectantly.
The man jiggles the handle like he is confused.
Um... why are you turning into different people?
I don't think you're following me here, mister. Get it? Empty cardboard box? See?
She points into the empty cardboard box.
Oh. Yeah, I get it.
He spins so his feet are in the air and he begins kicking at the window trying to escape. The window doesn't let him escape.
Okay, I got one. There's a man doing pushups when this other guy comes up and says, Hey mister, she's already gone.
The comedian turns into a Princess from the Rennaisance.
She is the most beautiful thing the man has ever seen, so he stops kicking at the driver's side window and stares open-mouthed at the Princess from the Rennaisance his wife has turned into.
As a reply, the Princess hands the man a bag of crunchy, crunchy crackers and bursts into flames.
The man tries to kiss her burning face, and his face burns too. Everyone has a burning face in the locked car.
A police officer knocks on the glass and asks if everything is okay in the burning, locked car.
The man whose face is on fire and whose wife-turned-Rennaisance-Princess-on-fire is on fire speaks.
Yes. Very okay.
The Princess then turns back into his wife who isn't on fire at all.
Hey, where'd you get those crunchy, crunchy crackers?