I invite the kids down onto the stage. All of them. Yay! We're going to dance.
I have the puppet band start ripping away on some awesome heavy metal tune, and me and the kids just start jumping up and down and yelling and making faces at the cameras.
And this is most of the show i have planned today. The jumping and the dancing. I get really into it and play air guitar and kick my legs and have to take my cape off because it gets so hot. And i sweat.
But I do have some segments interspersed here and there for dramatic effect. I do an evocative interview with a girl who is pregnant with her boyfriend who is a tentacled mutant. Her parents kicked her out of the house and she is living under the bridge with him and his freakish family. She is determined to have the baby, and she is planning on marrying her boyfriend next month. She's all dirty and her clothes are kind of ripped. She admits she's hungry a lot of the time, but she believes it's for the best.
I end the segment with a long shot of her big bulging stomach, and there's some dramatic synthesizer music. If you squint, you can almost see a little tentacle kicking against her belly.
And we cut back to the DANCING WITH THE KIDS TO HEAVY METAL. fun fun fun fun fun. i accidentally knock down a little guy with glasses, but we're all friends here.
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